Basic Tool Maintenance
Description: This title contains footage of Marine Corps Officers gleaned from cameras installed in the commissioned locker rooms. See 'em strip off the Uniform Of The Day and march in and out of the showers. Strapping young achievers get naked and convene in the sauna where one guy actually pops a semi-bone in front of his buddies before making a quick exit. Later, another fine specimen spits into his hand and pulls his long pork for several minutes, then sprays his hot spooge onto the sauna bench (watch where you sit!) Lastly, don't miss the handsome, naked softball player proudly giving himself a regulation Marine Corps High & Tight haircut while casually displaying his muscular buttocks and oversized penis to the world. (If you own "Their Cups Runneth Over", he was the softball player on that tape who was somewhat hesitant about exposing his plump, very well-developed genitals.)
Relax the Muscle, Please
Description: You've met these 3 Marines in AYM #1 and #2... The loudmouth with the shaven head, the car-lease hustler and the kickboxing champ. Completely naked on the padded table in a fenced-off examination area just outside of the team rooms, each guy gets prodded by a Navy sports doc until he's satisfied that they're in prime physical condition. Hernia checks, urine draws, rubber-gloved prostate exams, testicle palpation -- for real. A ritual that is supposed to be a private experience between a physician and his defenseless, naked male patient is captured ON TAPE. Shot with three stationary cameras, this tape allows you the intimate knowledge of these physically perfect men that until this point, only their doctor has known. Wanna buy the glove?
Where's the Head?
Description: No - nobody's asking where the toilet is, although this title contains LOTS of shots captured by a tiny color pinhole camera mounted in the ceiling above the urinals. THICK JARHEAD SNAKES getting drained, one after another. Also - witness a NAKED MARINE getting a fresh high-and-tight haircut from his buddy. Two naked Marines argue about whether one of them should "put in for a circumcision"... After all, one of them rationalizes, "Don't chicks freak out when they see that thing?" After a minute or two, however, his curiosity gets the better of him. He wants to see how his buddy's pony is built - and how it works. He's never seen an uncut penis up close. We wants to know, "Where's the head on that thing, anyway?" He's not trying to "be gay or anything", he protests. He just wants a demonstration.
Mardi Gay 2004
Description: In this all new collection of footage, it's almost like you're right in the middle of the action! See all the hot men in the middle of the streets showing you everything they have to offer and we do mean everything!
Heads Up! Slick Decks
Description: HEADS UP: SLICK DECKS contains alternate angle footage of FRANK AND BEANS, plus video shot during a VERY fast-paced game of nude elimination dodgeball / water polo / target practice in the training pool. One of the most bizarre rituals of male aggression we've seen. It must be a recon thing - neither of the former Marines on our staff could explain it. Two Hi-8 cameras concealed under diving blocks capture these sixteen naked, drunken marines running around the perimeter of an indoor training tank, hurling volleyballs at each other's heads... These guys play until they're exhausted, then they sneak out of the tank and head back to the steam room, showers and locker rooms. We stalked one kid in particular - a fresh, scrubbed, all-American Marine with a thick, overly-developed uncircumcised mantool - just hangin' there. We followed him for two nights just to document his amazing, perfectly foreskinned pony, hoping that he'd pick up some dimes from the floor with that thing.... Also, urinal footage and video from the shower rooms at the USN dependant gym included.
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